THIS SHOULD NOT BE MAKING ME LAUGH THAT HARD
if you say “give me a minute” and somebody starts counting seconds please feel free to punch them
IF SOMEONE MAKES YOU FEEL BAD FOR THE BANDS YOU LISTEN TO OR THE WAY YOU TAKE YOUR COFFEE OR HOW YOU WEAR YOUR HAIR OR WHAT YOU WEAR OR THE WAY YOUR LAUGH SOUNDS THEN FUCKING DROP THEM LIKE THE PIECE OF SHIT THEY ARE AND GO FIND SOMEONE WHO THINKS YOUR LAUGH SOUNDS LIKE THE BEST GODDAMN SONG THEY’VE EVER HEARD AND OFFERS TO MAKE YOUR COFFEE FOR YOU AND THINKS YOU DRESS LIKE ART
My fantastic ass
Brad Pitt in 1994
my 1 year-old self from that time would still fuck him.
when you over-hear a joke in someone else’s conversation and accidentally laugh out loud
i use the word fuck so excessively i sometimes forget it’s a swear word