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unbrilliant:

are you a donut without the u? because dont. 

(Source: kochela)

Happiness is not something ready made. It comes from your own actions.
—Dalai Lama (via justifiably)

srsfunny:

Someday We’ll Figure All This Out
http://srsfunny.tumblr.com/

kars:

what a story

1103-bakers-street:

cryingbloodviolently:

redpancla:

when you get to school and realize you forgot to put on deodorant 

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I AM SO FUCKiNG SICK OF TUMBLR

HOW THE FUCK CAN I RELATE TO THIS ARMADILDO

I DONT FUCKING KNOW BUT I CAN

I CANT TELL YOU HOW BUT I KNOW EXACTLY HOW THIS ARMADILLO FITS HERE FUCK TUMBLR YOUVE RUINED MY LIFE

armadildo

(Source: nerdjpg)

mormondad:

real life high school advice:

  • dont slack 
  • be friends with everyone 
  • kiss ass like there is no tomorrow

nickiminajsasshole:

trying to be a part of conversations like

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satansonenightstand:

uglygirltears:

Lana Del Rey smoking weed with a fan

Goals

zhgirlonfire:

Ok fine, you win. John was an asshole

(Source: matureresponsibleadult)

okcdouchebags:

xsugar-venom:

Well, you asked.

OH GOD

ex0skeletal:

Fun shark attack facts:

  • In 1996, toilets injured 43,000 Americans a year. Sharks injured 13.
  • In 1996, 2,600 Americans were injured by room fresheners. Sharks injured 13.
  • In 1996, buckets and pails injured almost 11,000 Americans. Sharks injured 13.
  • For every human killed by a shark, humans kill approximately two million sharks.

Conclusions:

  1. Humans are assholes.
  2. Sharks are not assholes.
  3. Apparently everyone in 1996 lived in a real-life infomercial.